Geek squad

"I love this night like black and white."

"the cat in the box paradox."

"I’ll pay a midget to kill him dressed as a kid dressed as an adult dressed as a docter."

"he’s part nigger and part beener… WHAT DO I DOO?"

"wait so the stool turned into a sasquach and attacked him? Precisely."

"woooww moomm"

"I have bedazzled glasses… Bitch."

"doesn’t that look like Jesus’s bellybutton? On the wall."

"I’m just trying to be the hype man, you’re killin my vibe."

"trappin at the birdhouse."

"what if all birds were flying monkeys?"

"or would I have not said nothing?"

*whispers* “hey, do you love boobies?”

“I’M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK IN MY STOMACH. I’M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS.” “pulling down a beer from an apple tree… It’s a hard knock life” “it’s bumper to bumper in this bitch… I’m gonna have a hernia” “aaayyy where’s Enrique?”
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trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

stonified

Anonymous asked:

I tried shrooms last week! Best experience of my life. I spaced out 2 eighths throughout the day w a couple friends (kinda strange I know)but it was the perfect high and I was lifted all day , no come down until night, I was trippin for a good 12 hours. My favorite thing was seeing stuff illuminated and kinda round-ish if that clicks with anyone who's tried them. Will def try again 10/10 anyone who wants to experiment w a hard drug should try this first. Stay lifted,weed will always be number 1!

stonified answered:

Shrooms are amazingggg but they’re definitely not a hard drug! They’re as natural as weed (they grow under cow poop actually) they’re just a different type of effect! Glad you loved them though :)

no. be very careful with psychedelics, if taken at the wrong moment in the wrong environment it can lead to a bad trip ruining the experience and your opinion of the drug, it can also lead to severe damage mentally and physically if the trip is very bad. just be in a safe space with at least one person you know you always feel safe around 

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Yesterday a 17 year female, who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting “assault” charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, “Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I’m taking his side.” We’re attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this “Hate Crime” under the rug!

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giantpeepeemonster:

Reblog if you care and please forward to everyone you know. P.S. CBS, KCAL 9 news are running the story tomorrow at 10pm.

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

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